why does leonardo dicaprio always end up dead in the water with no girlfriend
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[VIOLENTLY THINKS OF HOW CUTE YOU ARE AND HOW NICE IT WOULD BE TO HOLD YOU ON A DAILY BASIS]
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how do some people describe how they’re feeling so easily i can’t even order mcdonalds without fucking up
(Source: m-eg, via fake-mermaid)